bee jokes
jim2, for some reason we haven't been able to fathom out, wants to start up some sort of bee farm. it reminded me of some all time classic bee jokes:
bee joke 1:
A: i got stung by a bee the other day
B: really?
A: yeah, £20 for a jar of honey
bee joke 2
(man goes into a petshop)
man: i'd like to buy one of your bees please.
pet shop owner (confused): er, we don't sell bees, this is a traditional pet shop. we sell goldfish, hamsters, gerbils and the like.
man: i'd still like one of your bees. how much are they?
petshop owner (annoyed): look mate, i don't know what sort of game you're up to, but we don't sell bees!
man: well, you've got one in your window.
bee joke 1:
A: i got stung by a bee the other day
B: really?
A: yeah, £20 for a jar of honey
bee joke 2
(man goes into a petshop)
man: i'd like to buy one of your bees please.
pet shop owner (confused): er, we don't sell bees, this is a traditional pet shop. we sell goldfish, hamsters, gerbils and the like.
man: i'd still like one of your bees. how much are they?
petshop owner (annoyed): look mate, i don't know what sort of game you're up to, but we don't sell bees!
man: well, you've got one in your window.
posted by jim at 2:29 PM
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hello again cyberman, I see you found us by looking up 'jokes' on bloggers search. I'm watching you. Sleep well
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