the results

no cheese sandwich.

either:

(a) my future self failed to get to have a go on the time machine (perhaps it is too expensive, belongs to the military/space corps, etc.)

(b) time travel is not possible (at least within the next ~50 years or so)

(c) cheese sanwiches are no more in the future (bummer!)

(d) my future self forgot about this blog in the intervening years (damn my forgetful self).